[NSFW] Open Post

[roadheadroyal]

[This is open for all canon and cross canon threads.

It's following along a headcanon that Noctis really likes sex with guys, and gives great roadhead.

I'm only early chapter 3, so no late game spoilers please!]

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[roadheadroyal]

The anal thing was Gladio's, but he's taken me from behind enough times to know my skills.

[He chuckles a bit.]

But blowjobs? I've been doing them for long enough that they pay for everything.

[swordunsent]

I didn't need to know that, Noctis.

[Seriously. He is older, gay, and chronically single he did not need that mental image, no matter how nice it was.]

Blowjobs won't pay my bills, you know. Are you willing to cover them, if I let you pay with sex?

[roadheadroyal]

Sure. Find me a nearby gloryhole and I'll pay your bills in a day.

[He's optimistic but he's optimistically hypersexual.]

[swordunsent]

[Auron just stares for a moment]

Did you just say what I think you said?

[roadheadroyal]

Do you think road trips come cheap? Sometimes you have to do a little extra on the side.

[swordunsent]

Yeah, I've been on roadtrips. That's why you take extra money, just in case.

[Then again, if he likes this--and Auron is guessing he does--that may be why he goes on so many in first place.

He pauses]

Lock the door.

[roadheadroyal]

[He stands up and locks the door tight.]

Or you make extra money.

[Which he does.]

[swordunsent]

See, we did that by finding people who needed cheap labor or a car.

[And it was usually Auron or Jecht who wound up doing the cheap labor, because Braska was frankly kind of wimpy]

Why'd you think I'd say no to anal, though?

[roadheadroyal]

Most guys do.

[He bends over a bit, pulling his pants down just slightly to show off his ass and give it a smack.]

Afraid it'll be too much.

[swordunsent]

Okay, never do that again.

[Auron rolls his eye and walks over, tugging Noct's pants back up]

Not unless you have my sake stashed somewhere in here...and what do you mean, 'too much'?

[He's been out of the dating or anything scene for a while.]

[roadheadroyal]

A blowjob let's any guy fantasy about whoever he wants slobbering all over his cock.

[He smirks.]

Anal means they have to admit they're fucking another man.

[swordunsent]

You realize I'm gay, right?

[roadheadroyal]

I'll make you cum in minutes. Might cause you to have a heart attack.

[swordunsent]

[That makes him scoff and finally reach out and grab Noct by the shirt, tugging him closer]

Please. My stamina's better than that.

[...his heart maybe not so much but.]

[roadheadroyal]

[He smirks, glad there's some force involved here.]

Then bend me over and prove it.

[swordunsent]

I'm guessing you have what I'd need for that?

[Because Auron sure as hell doesn't in the office.]

[roadheadroyal]

Condoms and lube are in the locked drawer. Here's the keys.

[He tosses them to Auron.]

[swordunsent]

Do you offer sex to everyone you need to pay?

[Keeping a firm grip on his shirt, Auron drags Noctis along with him to the desk]

Is that why you've always got those three with you on road trips?

[roadheadroyal]

Of course I do.

[He smirks, moving a hand onto the desk when they get there.]

And they come along to watch and make sure I get home safely. Although Prompto can be just as big a slut as I can.

[swordunsent]

Responsible whoring. That's a first.

[Auron forces Noctis over the desk, pressing close to keep him there while he unlocks the drawer]

Is that your way of saying you can take whatever I give you?

[roadheadroyal]

Not everything.

[He smirks, looking over his shoulder.]

Somethings with me cost more than these lessons ever could.

[swordunsent]

You've seen my rates. Are you sure about that?

[roadheadroyal]

I charged a guy 100,000 gil for one sex act.

[swordunsent]

[He pauses]

What?

[roadheadroyal]

Yup. He paid it. I did it. Not ever saying what it was.